Monday, January 21. 5pm.
Cash reaches for remote on couch.
Cash grabs remote on couch.
Cash brings remote closer to Cash.
Cash drops remote.
Remote lands on toe.
Cash is cut.
Ointment applied.
Mom notices other injury.
Remote broke Cash's toe nail 75% off.
Cash's toes now resemble Dad's.
Bandaid applied.
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